“I woke up in a hot sweat. I had heard it again! It was so clear this time, so profound a sensation, I knew it had to be coming from within the room. I bolted upright, shouting at the top of my lungs, ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BLOODY EYEBROWS, YA GREASY PIG!'”
I woke up in a hot sweat. I had heard it again! It was so clear this time, so profound a sensation, I knew it had to be coming from within the room. I bolted upright, shouting at the top of my lungs, “WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BLOODY EYEBROWS, YA GREASY PIG!”
I sat quietly in my room awaiting an answer, when suddenly I heard a low creaking noise coming from the depths of my friend’s basement. My blood went cold as ice as I awaited the coming battle. I could hear heavy footsteps getting closer, closer, when suddenly out of the dark abyss, came a hairy, foul-smelling beast from beyond time!
“What’s the yelling about,” said my roommate Bob.
“Well, for one thing, you need to shower,” I said, wrinkling my nose.
“You had another nightmare, didn’t you,” said Bob.
“Yup,” I replied.
“You have to stop reading Lovecraft before bed,” Bob said with a hint of irritation in his voice.
“I know, I know. It just seems so real to me sometimes.”
“This is the ninth time this month,” Bob complained. “I haven’t gotten a full night’s rest in almost a fortnight.”
I glanced towards the clock. It was exactly 3:33 in the morning, the same time that I had woken up the past couple of weeks.
A pot of tea warmed on the stove as I sat with Bob and discussed how to resolve this problem of mine.
“You could see a therapist about it,” said Bob.
“That’s too expensive,” I replied.
“You could just stay away from anything having to do with the occult for now,” suggested Bob.
“NEVER!” I exclaimed. “And that’s final.”
“How about we just talk about it in the morning,” Bob tiredly replied.
I wandered back to my room in the basement, painfully aware of the cold, dark emptiness of it. I wandered to my bed and hugged my Cthulhu plush. I shut my eyes and tried to go to sleep. No sooner had I shut my eyes than I heard the voice again, so clear, so pungent and robust, and in that moment I knew what I had to do.
Not a bad look, I thought to myself after shaving them off. I had slashed them with such haste that my forehead now had many small wounds upon it (I was never especially good at shaving). Are you happy now, I thought. I heard a resounding, No. I panicked. I ran. I felt my thoughts being scattered across the infinite cosmos. I needed to go somewhere, somewhere where they couldn’t find me! I tripped, skidding across the smooth wood floor and slamming my head against the grand piano in the corner. I could feel myself scattering and flames forming around me and the piano. I looked up and saw nothing more than the great eyebrowed old one looking down on me in shame!
The End… Or is it