Yesterday, my principal became a pear.
Little did I know that she was friends with a bear!
I saw the pear on the table –– I chewed it up.
The bear came and threw me –– into a cup.
The cup turned out to be a trashcan.
I was thrown into the junkyard, by the Trash Man.
I swam out of the junkyard and saw my mom.
I yelled but she was busy on Facebook.com!
I eventually got out and took a bath.
So when I see that bear
he will, FACE MY WRATH!